I Think !

I don’t drink
I don’t smoke
I don’t do the weed
I have my own fix, I know how I get my kick
Boy, oh, boy – I do the think

I can think on both sides of every issue
Create some more, and still have some leftover thinking yet to do
I am not aware where my keys are, But I think I do.
Actually, I think on all sides of all issues(not just both)
My thinking is bursting my mind , going back and forth

My thinking is on tap, totally free, 
So legal, so lethal, so intellectual
From thinking , I get my glee
No one can stop me, no public policing
Best of all – I think when you think I don’t think
I pride myself that I have thoughts and thinks
especially when I should be getting much-needed forty winks

I don’t fight, I don’t scream
I don’t yell, I don’t dream
And then I use my weapon – I think
So good for my ego – hence I never let it go

I think things in my mind, 
Beware of me : I can pass them onto you.
I empathise, I can criticise : my friends and my foes 
Don’t dare me , I shall now think about my toes
I wonder what I should think about today
And get a splitting headache at the end of the day

I defend and I explain , I praise and I critique
A modern woman with her own shtick
Let me tell you it feels so good to know 
That I think when the rest of the world is having a show
With infinite time, I think I can think the dinosaurs back to life
and with a little more thinking, I can end world strife

Like every addict will tell you
Don’t stop me, I cant get off this hobby horse
I tried once and fell flat on my nose

But don’t join me either
A bigger thinker (than me) you will be, is what I fear.